Just keep doing what you're doing. God thinks it's a hoot.
From: God <god123091@Gmail.com>
To: Recipient List: Heavenly Staff
RE: Weekly update
To all this may concern:
Peace be with you, everyone. I want to start by letting you know that I will be working from home for an indefinite period of time. Don’t worry, everything is fine (no need for your special soup, John…please don’t send over that soup!), but if you need something, the best way to contact me is via e-mail.